The Cannibal Next Door

Cooking up some dinner, this meal will be special

Invite my friend over since he’ll be essential

Serving up a beverage that tastes so perfect

Knocked out in minutes since it was laced on purpose

For me normal cuisine just isn't my cup of tea

Luckily, my buddy is holding some blood for me

This innocent citizen is in a sticky predicament

All of my dinner sets accommodate severed ligaments

Ready to indulge in some food, lost in my mood

Preparing him plain because I find assault to be crude

Heating up the flesh, got to be careful not to harden the meat

I'm starving to feast, I think I'll start with the feet

Squish the heart in my teeth, feeling like a carnivore beast

But can't shake being human because you are what you eat

I enjoy my brains scorched, the taste's pork

Thinking "What a great score" as I lick the plate’s gore

Cannibal is so harsh of a word that I only partly deserve

I prefer person with a fine taste for human cartilage served

And I'll never get caught, I don't leave a shred of evidence

Shredded remnants with salad and dressing equals excellence

Another satisfying treat, but there’s no time to savor the flavor

A car pulled in next door, I need to go say “hey” to the neighbor

Make some small talk so I’m prepared for the next crime

Tell him I had my friend for dinner and he’s invited next time