When Can You Start?

This is my chance, for years I’ve been waiting, shit

Who needs a psych eval, who even makes that shit?

I’m the perfect candidate because I ain’t taking shit

I wanna see some action on some Army or Navy shit

My daddy was a cop, he beat my mom while I watched

I can’t follow in his footsteps ‘cause my IQ dropped?

But soldiers fire back and criminals can attack

I need a community more vulnerable than that

I need to hold a gun, I’m powerless without one

Bloodthirsty but I’m not worried about the outcome

I need targets that won’t retaliate when I shoot,

Somewhere they’ll roll out the red tongues for my boots

Somewhere I’ll meet men that are just like me

Black sheep that have been cut off from their family

Beta males, with huge egos and little dick energy

Yeah that’s my scene, I’ll finally feel seen,

Behind a mask like a superhero I’ll get all the villains

It’s not my fucking fault that they look like civilians

I’ll operate outside the law so there’s no accountability

I’m ready to get started bringing families to facilities

Bring, children to tears and death to protestors

You’re the good guys, this nation’s protectors

Like it or not, this country’s under invasion,

From unarmed farmers and overstayed vacations

They don’t pay taxes and get free healthcare!

Well, that’s not true, but them and facts can live elsewhere

They wanna immigrate, they need to do it the right way

Over the course of decades with no end in sight ‘kay?

Or join as eye candy on the hip of a white man

My mail-order bride agrees, she’s living her best life man

ICE bitch, my integrity melted down

Empathy’s reserved only for those that aren’t brown

Detain and maintain, I actually don’t care if they’re legal

I call them aliens, since I don’t see them as people

I’ll follow any order you command or issue

And if they try and record, I’ll pepper spray and hit too

Sorry, I’m just passionate, I hope I haven’t hindered you

“Thank you sir, that will conclude the interview.”