Black Widow

I'm out burying bodies in my favorite location

Next only to the kill, it’s my favorite sensation

I'm busy thinking about my next option for prey

That's when I hear a noise, something plopped in the lake

So I sneak in the bushes, peer through the brush

This person starts dispersing, clears in a rush

Could be a sloppy killer, I start stalking their car

Following for blocks, but nothing too shocking thus far

We finally arrive at their house, I’m still undiscovered

That's when I see her, instantly I knew that I loved her

Weeks go by, I'm hooked not to mention totally stressed

Because I'm trying all this shit and she ain't noticed me yet

I marked her car with my initials, so she'd know it's official

She got a new paint job, which left my self-esteem crippled

I even killed her cat, and left it nailed to the wall

Found where her mom lives and mailed her two paws

She's a black widow that stacks pillows on top of her victims

I think I need to play the role and stop with the wishing

So I plot my position, I’m invited to stay the night

After we agreed to meet chatting on a dating site

She's using seduction techniques I didn't think were possible

She's flaunting her breasts alluding that getting laid is probable

She made some top notch spaghetti, this game I lost already

The flirting has gotten steady, it’s certainly hot and heavy

We head up to her room, clothes chucked on the rug

I’m feeling oddly groggy, I must’ve been drugged

We barely get on the bed before she’s grabbing my neck

Struggling to breathe, I'm anxious to see what's happening next

She reaches for the pillow and suddenly everything goes dark

Turns out suffocation is the quickest way to my cold heart

Everything is black, right before I come to my senses

We're back at the lake, and now I’m feeling defensive

I can feel my anger bubbling because I’m down on my luck

It’s obvious I'm just another ex, I’m about to get dumped

Thought we had something special, I tackle her and we wrestle

Our bodies twist like a pretzel, I reach for something that's metal

Beat her to death only to cry alone on the boat

Her tiny hands really felt at home on my throat

This whole damn plan was such a rotten mistake

Such a shame she just became another plop in the lake